q: why am i sleeping so much?

a: consider one or more of the following reasons: you are avoiding your landlord because you owe him too much money, you are avoiding cleaning your apt because you are lazy, you are avoiding going to work because it's easier to fail than to make effort, if you just keep sleeping you don't have to answer the phone (and honestly you're scared every time the phone rings -- so you try to sleep through it), you are due to experience your monthly bloody massacre any minute now, you're avoiding nearly everyone and everything -- probably due to guilt, fear of failure, fear of responsibility, shame

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also: you know damn well you're happy.